How many people work in the U.S. government?
One day a boy and his father were at the dining room tableworking on...
Ladies Track
What’s the difference between a womens track team and a tribe of pigmee’s?The pigmee’s...
Almost no diffenrence
“What’s the difference between the North American porcupine and the African porcupine,” the society...
Little Johnny at School.
The teacher says, “Children, today I will ask each of you to come to...
How do you tell two KKK members apart?
How do you tell two KKK members apart?Ask their wife. After all, she’s their...
Blue Elephants
1. How do you kill a blue elephant? With a blue elephant gun.2. How...
Out of bounds.
On the first day of college, the Dean addressed the students, pointing out some...
Santa’s Wife
|Q: What does Santa call his wife at tax time?A: A dependent Claus.
Men Resist Fatherhood
Why do men resist becoming fathers?Because they aren’t through yet being children.
Short Reindeer Jokes
|What do reindeer say before telling you a joke ?This one will sleigh you...