The third wish
A young man fell in a pit one day, and found a magic lamp...
HELP…911
A man frantically calls 911 and says, “help…my wife has gone into labor and...
100′s of Bumper Stickers
“The gene pool could use a little chlorine.”"All generalizations are false.”"Change is inevitable, except...
Polak Garbage Bill
Q: What happens when a Polak doesn’t pay his garbage bill?A: They stop delivering.
Driving Test Answers
The following are a sampling of REAL answers received on exams given by the...
The Marv Albert Song
Walkin’ Round in Women’s Underwear(to be sung to “Walkin’ in a Winter Wonderland”)Lacy things...
Fun Test!
TEST:******************************************************************* DO NOT SKIP AHEAD. Read this message ONE LINE AT A TIME and...
Mom took little johnny to the doctor…
Mom took little johnny to the doctor for lacerations on his penis.Doc. said, how...
A Blonde’s Bad Day
Q: How can you tell when a blonde is having a bad day?A: When...
The wife of an older man is distraught…
The wife of an older man is distraught because her husband’s um…little sailor can’t...