Declaration Of Independence
The Court of King George IIILondon, EnglandJuly 10, 1776Mr. Thomas Jeffersonc/o The Continental CongressPhiladelphia,...
What would you call an Amish guy with his arm up a horse’s ass?
What would you call an Amish guy with his arm up a horse’s ass?A...
Kennedys, light bulbs
How many Kennedys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?Four – one to...
Yo mama’s head so small
Yo mama head so small she use a tea-bag as a pillow. Yo mama...
In Hot Tub
This blonde and her boyfriend were sitting in a hot tub when the blonde...
Typewriter To Doctor
Q: Why did the blonde take her typewriter to the doctor?A: She thought it...
You Must Be A Redneck If
* You recycle your own toilet paper * Your mom has to shave more...
The third wish
A young man fell in a pit one day, and found a magic lamp...
Mr. Greenberg was an illiterate immigrant…
Mr. Greenberg was an illiterate immigrant, but he worked hard, saved his pennies, and...
Your spinning me a yarn here!
|What did the wife spider say to her husband when he tried to explain...