What does a man and a floor have in common?
Q: What does a man and a floor have in common? A: You lay...
How many women with PMS does it take to screw in a light bulb? (The long ladies version)
Q: How many women with PMS does it take to screw in a light...
Gone fishing
Henry Abel’s son, David, burst into the house, crying like everything.His Mama asked him...
George Carlin funnies!
George CarlinAds in Bills:Have you ever noticed that they put advertisements in with your...
Sex operation!
A man walks into a bar and sits next to a beautiful lady.”May I...
Visiting a rural farm
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Elephant vs Ants Soccer Game
It was a boring Sunday afternoon in the jungle so the Elephants decided to...
Wailing Wall
A reporter goes to Israel to cover the fighting. She is looking for something...
The Priest
Q: Why did the Priest go to Walmart?A: He wanted to get boys pants...
Something Fishy
One day, this woman went to a bait shop to get her husband a...