A supermarket had a sale on boneless chicken breasts…
A supermarket had a sale on boneless chicken breasts, and a woman I know...
Make it out of a desert
|An Irishman, a black guy, and a white guy were driving through the desert...
A milk bath
When the milkman found a note on one of his customer’sdoors asking for 16...
Why did the fish blush?
Why did the fish Blush?Because it saw the ocean’s bottom.
Why do Scottsmen wear kilts?
Why do Scottsmen wear kilts?The sound of the zipper scares the sheep.Sent by Lou
Husband: I do not know why you wear a bra…
Husband: I don’t know why you wear a bra, you’ve got nothing to put...
If IBM made toasters…
If IBM made toasters…They would want one big toaster where people bring bread to...
You know why a dog licks his ass?
You know why a dog licks his ass?Because he knows in five minutes he’ll...
One afternoon this young girl knocked on the door of her neighbor…
One afternoon this young girl knocked on the door of her neighbor,to chit chat...
The Pharmacist
Upon arriving home in eager anticipation of a leisurely evening, the husband was met...