Smokey and the Bandit
You know you’re a redneck if you have refused to watch the Academy Awards...
COMMAND REDUCTION OF ARMY PERSONNEL ( C.R.A.P. )
As a result of DOD budget cutbacks, we are forced to reduce the size...
New son-in-law
A very successful businessman had a meeting with his newson-in-law. “I love my daughter,...
The only true religion
One day God called the Pope, and he said “John Paul I have good...
Jake is 85, and he gets married to a 16-year-old.
Jake is 85, and he gets married to a 16-year-old. He walks into the...
The Cowboy Code
THE COWBOY CODE1. A cowboy removes his hat when entering the presence of a...
Great Lover
He: Since I first laid eyes on you, I’ve wanted to make love to...
The phone call…
The phone call…A married couple were asleep when the phone rang at 2 in...
50 things to do in an elevator
50 Fun Things to Do in an Elevator 1. Make race car noises when...
Guess who knows the state capitals?
|A dumb blonde was bragging about her knowledge of the state capitals of the...