Pondering old age
|How do I know that my youth is all spent?Well, my get up and...
She changed me
“Ever since we got married, my wife has tried to change me. She got...
No Fishing!
A couple went on vacation to a fishing resort up north. The husband liked...
No Parking
This particular Wizard worked in a modern factory. Everything was satisfactory except that certain...
Why don’t men get mad cow disease?
A woman asks: “Why don’t men get mad cow disease?”Another woman replies: “Because men...
BANG!
What goes Clip clop clip clop clip clop BANG clip clop clip clopclip clop?An...
Bad Japanese economy
|According to inside contacts, the Japanese banking crisis shows no signs of ameliorating. If...
Yo mama is so hairy
Yo mama so hairy you almost died of rugburn at birth! Yo mama so...
That’s not fair!
Sven and Ole worked together and were both laid off, so off they went...
Star spangled banner
you might be a red neck if you think the last words to the...