On the Menu today!
A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar...
Italian Night Before Christmas
|Twas the night before Christmas, Da whole house was mella, Not a creature was...
What did Jesus do when he got to the Holiday Inn?
Q: What did Jesus do when he got to the Holiday Inn?A: He threw...
Random Ramblings!
** A waist is a terrible thing to mind. ** Air Pollution is a...
Prosecutor: Mr. Clinton, did you have an improper relationship…
Prosecutor: Mr. Clinton, did you have an improper relationship with Monica Lewinsky? Pres: Improper?...
The Diagnosis!
There was this woman who was desperate to meet a companion.She went to single...
Salad
Boss asks secretary “Do you know what the difference is between a Caesar Salad...
Two retired ladies were on the beach in Miami…
Two retired ladies were on the beach in Miami.They were discussing the fact that...
Bill Clinton and Al Gore go into a local diner for lunch…
Bill Clinton and Al Gore go into a local diner for lunch.As they read...
Buns and Puns!
One Monday morning, Grover picking up the kids along a new bus route.At the...