The Snake
There where two snakes talking.The 1st one said ‘Sidney, are we the type of...
What is black and sits at the top of a set of stairs?
What is black and sits at the top of a set of stairs?A quadraplegic...
American University Grading Procedures
American University Grading Procedures Here is a list of the ways professors here at...
A construction worker goes to the doctor and says…
A construction worker goes to the doctor and says, “Doc, I’m constipated.”The doctor examines...
Little Johnny was late for school…
Little Johnny was late for school. When he finally got therehis teacher asked,”Why are...
Willy’s rolling down the hall of a retirement home…
Willy’s rolling down the hall of a retirement home actinglike he’s driving a car,...
My dad’s a Lawyer
Two small boys, not yet old enough to be in school, were overheard talking...
Cyclones!
Why do they name cyclones after women?Because they start off as little blow jobs...
Why God Doesn\’t Have a PhD
Why God Doesn’t Have a PhD:1. He has only one major publication.2. It was...
Mommy, mommy! What’s a nymphomaniac?
Mommy, mommy! What’s a nymphomaniac?Shut up and help me get grandma off the doorknob!