Lazy
How can you tell if a man you’re dating is lazy?He throws his kisses.
At The Circus
A couple took their young son to the circus and when the elephants appeared,...
Easily Explained
A man goes to his doctor and complains that his wife hasn’t wanted to...
Blonde quickies 121-140
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Marriage Quotes 1
In a great romance, each person plays a part the other really likes. –...
Those who don’t know
|The world is divided into two groups. There are those who know, and those...
How many women with PMS does it take to screw in a light bulb? (The long ladies version)
Q: How many women with PMS does it take to screw in a light...
Bill Gates picks his own punishment
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New Chemical Elements!
Two new chemical elements have recently been discovered. Here for the first time is...
Buying a Barbie Doll
A woman and her daughter go to the store to get the daughter a...