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Mother: What seems to be the problem with you? You have been married three...
Apologizing to China
|Time sensitive note: This joke pertains to the crash of a Chinese plane into...
Children’s Prayers
I had been teaching my three-year old daughter the Lord’s Prayer. For several evenings...
This woman goes into a dentist’s office…
This woman goes into a dentist’s office, after he is through examining her he...
Gorilla Golf
A guy walked into a pro-shop with a gorilla. “Is anyone interested in a...
A Blonde’s Bad Day
Q: How can you tell when a blonde is having a bad day?A: When...
Top 10 things you’ll never hear a girl say.
1) I’m bored. Let’s shave my pussy!2) Shouldn’t you be out drinking with your...
High On a Plane
A business person once sat behind a small child on an airliner traveling from...
lawyer and a mosquito
|What’s the difference between a lawyer and a mosquito?A mosquito drops off you when...
Accountant Math!
An accountant decided to leave his wife one day.He left her a note saying:”Dear...