What is the difference between a blonde and a phone booth?
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a phone booth? A1: You need...
The Old Monk
A new monk arrives at the monastery. He is assigned to help the other...
No Hemorrhoids
Why don’t men get hemorrhoids?Because they are all perfect assholes!
Skunks
What do you call a pair of skunks that are 69′ing?OdorEaters!!!
OLD NEVER DIES 6
|OLD HIKERS never die, they just trail awayOLD HIPPIES never die, they just smell...
Blonde quickies 231-240
231. Three blondes are attempting to change a light bulb. One of them decides...
Two buddies were sharing drinks while discussing their wives…
Two buddies were sharing drinks while discussing their wives. “Does your wife ever …...
What’s the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of shit?
What’s the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of shit?The bucket.
Bitter end
Little Johnny’s teacher asked him, “Johnny, give me a sentence using the words, “bitter...