Six Bad Days
Six Bad Days1. The average cost of rehabilitating a seal after the Exxon Valdez...
Returning from her vacation…
Returning from her vacation, the young secretary was telling anyone who would listen about...
Underwear
Q: Why do blondes wear underwear?A: They make good ankle warmers.
What do you call a prostitute with a runny nose?
Q: What do you call a prostitute with a runny nose?A: Full.
Tuns of Puns!
How do you get holy water?Boil the hell out of it.What did the fish...
News from Washington
WASHINGTON, DC – Frustrated by failed attempts to turn public support away from the...
Impossible to Please
A group of girlfriends is on vacation when they see a 5-story hotel with...
Elephants VIII
What has two grey legs and two brown legs?An elephant with diarrhea.What do you...
What’s the difference between a policeman’s knightstick and…
Q: What’s the difference between a policeman’s knightstickand a magician’s wand?A: A Magician’s wand...
stop for a glow worm
|When should you stop for a glow worm?When he has a red light!