What’s the Difference
How do you tell the difference between male chromosomes and female chromosomes?Pull down their...
A missing person
|Recently, a distraught wife went to the local police station, along with her next-door...
Who’s got long blonde hair and big tits…
Who’s got long blonde hair and big tits,and lives in Melbourne, Australia? Salman Rushdie.
You Have VD
What’s worse than having your doctor tell you that you that you have a...
Soft and Hard
A man is in a hotel lobby. He wants to ask the clerk a...
Hmmm…Ponderings
What’s with the people who put carpeting on the lid of their toilet seat?...
A British Army colonel was reviewing the troops in colonial India…
A British Army colonel was reviewing the troops in colonial India.One man he passed...
What Would You Do?
“Come on, Steve,” one guy said to another at the gym, “your wife is...
Split Personality
Patient: Doctor, I have a split personality.Psychiatrist: Nurse, bring in another chair!
Why did OJ Simpson want to move to West Virginia?
Why did OJ Simpson want to move to West Virginia?Everyone has the same DNA.