If you love something …
If you love something, set it free. If it comes back, it was, andalways...
What did the dog get when he multiplied 88 x 7?
What did the dog get when he multiplied 88 x 7?The wrong answer.
How do crazy people get through the forest?
How do crazy people get through the forest?They take the psycho path.
Drown my troubles
I’ve often wanted to drown my troubles, but i can’t get my wife to...
Jewish mothers
Did you hear about the tramp who walked up to the Jewish mother on...
Men Are Like Noodles
How are men like noodles?They’re always in hot water, they lack taste, and they...
Hillary and…
Q: What does Hillary Clinton and Tampons have in common?A: “They are both stuck-up...
Useless Inventions
Non stick Cellotape Solar Powered Flash Light A black highlighter pen Glow in the...
Critical Vet
A veterinarian was feeling ill and went to see her doctor. The doctor asked...
How many lawyers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
How many lawyers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?The real question is:...