Really cute one.
A four year old was at the pediatrician for a check up. As the...
A precise location
Attorney to witness: “And where was the location of the accident?”Witness: “Approximately milepost 499.”Attorney:...
Make My Horse Laugh
There once was this bar with a sign in its window. It read, anyone...
Welfare
A guy walks into the local welfare office, marches straight up to the counter...
The blonde and the screen door
What does a blonde and a screen door have in common?The more you bang...
A little boy did not go to school one day…
A little boy did not go to school one day. The next day when...
Doing Laundry
Three women always hang their laundry out in the backyard. When it rains, however,...
Hungry Beggar
A beggar walks up to a well-dressed woman who is shopping on Rodeo Drive...
Why married women get heavy.
Q. Why are married women heavier than single women?A. Single women come home, see...
Paddy was an inveterate drunkard
|Paddy was an inveterate drunkard. The priest met him one day, and gave him...