How It All Began…
In ancient Israel, it came to pass that a trader by the name of...
A man went to the doctor for a check up…
A man went to the doctor for a check up. “How do you feel?”...
Satanic Barney Proof
Satanic Barney Proof Given: Barney is a CUTE PURPLE DINOSAUR Prove: Barney is satanic...
Proof you can build a better idiot!
The following are actual statements found in insurance forms where drivers attempted to summarize...
Rooster and Peanut Butter
What do you get when you cross a rooster and peanut butter?A cock that...
Your Momma is so ugly
Your Momma is so ugly that any position is doggy style.
Types of Men Pissers
Absent Minded: Opens his vest, pulls out his tie, and pisses in his pants.Clever:...
If She Married Him, She’d Be…
If Yoko Ono married Sonny Bono, she’d be Yoko Ono Bono.If Dolly Parton married...
Great first parent
|The First Parent by Bill Cosby Whenever your kids are out of control, you...
make a glow worm happy
|How do you make a glow worm happy?Cut off his tail, he’ll be de-lighted!