Redneck Census Form!
The official year 2000 Redneck Census Form:Last name: _______________________First name: (Check appropriate box)(_)Billy-Bob(_)Billy-Joe(_)Billy-Ray(_)Billy-Sue(_)Billy-Mae(_)Billy-JackWhat does...
A robber was robbing a house…
A robber was robbing a house when he heard a voice. “Jesus is watching...
Appropriate punishment
Through the kitchen window a farmer’s wife sees herson coming home from school. The...
Elephant
What do you get when you cross a fish and an elephant? SWIMMING TRUNKS...
Go Softly
Here lies my wife in earthy mould; when she lived did naught but scold....
Big Memory Problem
Patient: Doctor, I have a serious memory problem. I can’t remember anything! Doctor: So,...
Odd One Out
Q: Which is the odd one out – a refrigerator, a washing machine, a...
The String in the bar.
Two pieces of string walked into a bar and ordered a pint. ‘sorry’ said...
Two pyscologists
2 pshycologists met each other in a street one day.One said to the other,...
What’s the quickest way to a woman’s heart?
Q: What’s the quickest way to a woman’s heart?A: Straight through the rib cage.