I Wanna Be A Commie
A man goes to the doctor for a checkup. After the checkup, the doctor...
An Eagle is circling at about 5,000 ft…
An Eagle is circling at about 5,000 ft. when he spies a field mouse...
M and M’s
Yo momma so stupid that she tried to put M&M’s in alphabetical order.
What Appointment?
One night, as a couple lay down for bed, the husband gently taps his...
The Pepsi plane crash…
There was a cargo shipment of Pepsi flying over Africa.It suddenly had a malfunction,...
Surgeon General Warnings
Surgeon General C. Everett Koop, in conjunction with research associate Dr. Ed Bluestone of...
It Is Woomba
At an international meeting, two surgeons were having an argument. The Indian surgeon was...
Why do men die before their wives?
Why do men die before their wives? Because they want to.
Whats the difference between a regular toad and a horney toad?
Whats the difference between a regular toad and a horney toad?A regular toad croaks...
Old man from Trent – Limmerick
There once was an old man from Trent, Whose penis was crooked and bent,...