Lesbian Frogs
What did one lesbian frog say to the other lesbian frog?MMmmmm, tastes like chicken!
A miserable rooster
A salesman is talking to a farmer when he looks over and sees a...
Monica Counters Clinton
AP – Monica Lewinsky, in a statement released today, countered President Clinton’s firm denial:”I...
Buying a Barbie Doll
A woman and her daughter go to the store to get the daughter a...
A Scottish private walks into the pharmacy…
A Scottish private walks into the pharmacy near his bases, pulls abeat-up, mutilated condom...
Cat jokes 02
|Q: What do you get if you cross a tiger with a sheep?A: A...
No pressure
This older Jewish man was on the operating table awaiting surgery and he insisted...
A toad with a machine gun!
|What’s green and tough?A toad with a machine gun!
A young soldier was making his first parachute jump…
A young soldier was making his first parachute jump.The corporal explained the procedure “You...
Farm jokes 10
|Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?Because he was a dirty double...