Three Things Women Can Do That Men Can’t
Three Things Women Can Do That Men Can’t:1. Bleed for a week and not...
Driving In Fog Riddle
Q: When driving through fog what should you use?A: Your car!
Some police quotes
|”The handcuffs are tight because they’re new. They’ll stretch out after you wear them...
Threats Used in Dysfunctional Families
“Finish your lima beans or you’re not getting any heroin for dessert!”"If you don’t...
Parrrot boy & daddy
There was this punk who got on a bus. He sat next to an...
Not A Pharmacist
Q: Why won’t they hire a blonde pharmacist? A: They keep breaking the prescription...
Dirty Birds
A lady approaches her priest and tells him, “Father, I have a problem. I...
Only in America…
Only in America… Only in America…can a pizza get to your house faster than...
Return your keys
|Before a friend’s wedding reception, we passed out keys (blanks) to several girls and...
Deaf
A man goes to his doctor and says, “I don’t think my wife’s hearing...