Legs
What does the left leg of a nymphomaniac say to her right leg? Nothing,...
Martha Stewart Holiday Calendar
December 1 Blanch carcass from Thanksgiving turkey. Apply gold leaf, turn upside down and...
How to dump a guy
Dear ________,I regret to inform you that you have been eliminated from further contention...
A practical joke involving jello
|Here’s a delightful treat someone once made for an office Christmas party:A gelatin mold...
Be afraid if you annoy this husband
|A man and woman where on their honeymoon after a long and very happy...
Constipated Polak
A Polak was suffering from constipation, so his doctor prescribed suppositiories. A week later...
Marry Me
He really loved her but he was just too shy to propose to her....
Smokey and the Bandit
You know you’re a redneck if you have refused to watch the Academy Awards...
Ears lookin at you!
A man with no ears is trying to find a new reporter for their...
A woman walks into a tattoo parlour…
A woman walks into a tattoo parlour and asks ‘Do you do custom work?”Why...