Morse toad!
|What goes dot-dot-croak, dot-dash-croak?Morse toad!
You’re gonna croak!
A man goes to the doctor after feeling ill.The doctor says, “You know, you...
Some people are sitting in a bar…
Some people are sitting in a bar when one guy says, “My name is...
Food fight in a store
|In February 1994 in New Brighton, Minn., a 32-year-old man and his 24-year-old girlfriend...
How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb? #2
How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?How many can you...
Don’t take any chances
|A person receives a telegram informing him about his mother-in-law’s death. It also enquires...
Types of computer viruses
|Adam and Eve virus: Takes a couple of bytes out of your Apple.Airline virus:...
Tax On Sale
A blonde goes into the drug store to buy some rubbers (so she can...
Equally qualified
Young man Murphy applied for an engineering position at an Irish firm based in...
Musical Instruments
Why does Clinton play the saxophone?’Cause he can no longer play with his ‘hore-monica!