Believing in Santa
Christmas always sucked when I was a kid because I believed in Santa Clause....
Neil Armstrong True Story
When Apollo Mission Astronaut Neil Armstrong first walked on the moon, he not only...
A question of time
Why don’t women need to wear watches?Theres a clock on the oven!
Farm jokes 03
|What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?Lumpy milkshakes!What is...
After church on Sunday morning, a young boy…
After church on Sunday morning, a young boy suddenly announced to his mother, “Mom,...
Adages and Questions
What do you call an unemployed jester? … Nobody’s fool.Half of being smart is...
Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet?
Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet?He was looking for Pooh!
Three old ladies
|Three old ladies met on the street on a very stormy day. The wind...
Olympic condoms
A man is out shopping and discovers a new brand of Olympic condoms. Clearly...
yo momma
Yo momma so damn heavy that when she stands on the scales to get...