What’s An Orgasm?
What’s an orgasm, mom? I don’t know, dear…ask your father.
How do you catch an elephant?
How do you catch an elephant?First you dig a big hole, and fill it...
Wheat Field Blonde
One day a Blonde and a Brunette were driving through the country..The Brunette noticed...
Another Castration
A man went to his doctor and said, “I want to be castrated.”"What?” said...
Mayonaise
Q: What did the mayonnaise say to the refrigerator? A: Shut the door, I’m...
AHH, THAT’S BETTER!
|A judge in Louisville decided a jury went “a little bit too far” in...
What did the Jewish pedophile ask the little girl?
What did the Jewish pedophile ask the little girl? – “Hey, little girl, you...
Women Jokes
Q – Why do women have smaller feet than men?? A – So they...
Where are we?
|Fritz Kriesler and Rachmaninov had a recital in Carnegie Hall once. In the middle...
Newfoundland and Nova Scotia
Did you hear about the war between Newfoundland and Nova Scotia?The Newfies were lobbing...