What is the difference between mayonaise and sperm?
What’s the difference between mayonaise and sperm?Mayonaise doesn’t hit the back of a girls...
Useless Inventions
Non stick Cellotape Solar Powered Flash Light A black highlighter pen Glow in the...
A birthday party
Q:What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?A:I scream
No Smoking Here
A guy enters a drugstore and lights up a cigar.The owner, a bit outraged,...
It’s so easy to milk a cow…
It’s so easy to milk a cow. Any jerk can do it.
Sweet Revenge
A successful businessman flew to Vegas for the weekend to gamble. He lost the...
Ladies – here’s the Pefect Man!
After careful consideration and endless debate The Perfect Man has finally been named!He’s tan!*******He’s...
A pastor in Maine skipped services one Sunday…
A pastor in Maine skipped services one Sunday to go bear hunting.Along the trail...
One night, as a couple lay down for bed…
This joke sucks….One night, as a couple lay down for bed, the husband gently...