What do you call a Highlander with four sheep?
What do you call a Highlander with four sheep? A pimp
Old Folke’ Party Games
The Top Old Fart Games:10. Musical Recliners9. Spin the bottle of Mylanta8. Hide and...
All Lawyers are Assholes
A guy in a bar stands up and says, “All lawyers are assholes.” Another...
If a vegetarian eats vegetables…
If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat?
Tell me a Story!
A reporter goes way up into the hills of West Virginia to write an...
Not so wise
In a small southern town I saw a wonderful nativity scene, but one feature...
What’s the definition of AIDS?
What’s the definition of AIDS?Anally Injected Death Sentence.
Who’s the Boss?
When the body was first made, all the parts wanted to be Boss.The brain...
Last Ditch Effort
Two football players were taking an important final exam. If they failed, they would...
Two drunks sitting at the rural area bar, lamenting…
Two drunks sitting at the rural area bar, lamenting their lack of a sex...