A Round For The House
A drunk walks into a bar and says, “Bartender, buy everyone in the house...
Some Blonde Joke Quickies
**********************************************Q. How can you tell if a blonde is a good cook?A. She gets...
Top 10 Valentine Card Rejects
10. I admire your strength, I admire your spunkBut the thing I like best,...
Do you know why single women cannot fart?
Do you know why single women can’t fart? Because, they don’t get assholes untill...
An invisible man is here to see you
|Nurse: Doctor, there is an invisible man in your waiting room.Doctor: Tell him I...
Insult Collection #11
You used to be arrogant and obnoxious. Now you are just the opposite. You...
What is the difference between condoms and coffins?
What’s the difference between condoms and coffins?They both hold something stiff but one’s coming...
Sarah was a curious thirteen year old girl…
Sarah was a curious thirteen year old girl. “Mommy,” she said, “I’d like you...
A tall woman met a midget at a party…
A tall woman met a midget at a party. The midget was barely three...
The laws of golf
|LAW 1: No matter how bad your last shot was, the worst is yet...