Brown Eye
Nurse: Doctor, there is a man in the waiting room with a glass eye...
What Kind of Doctor?
After making love, the woman said the man, “So, you’re a doctor?”"That’s right,” replied...
Why did Bill Clinton…
Q: Why did Bill Clinton quit playing the saxaphone?A: Because he went to the...
Nose Picking Glossary
THE KIDDIE PICK…When you’re by yourself and you uninhibitedly twist your forefinger into your...
Talking Dog
A guy walks into a bar with his dog. They both go up to...
One day there was an indian chief who was constipated…
One day there was an indian chief who was constipated. he sent one of...
Little Johnny Crack-up.
A young female teacher was giving an assignment to her 6th grade class. It...
Baby Sitting
Q: How do you babysit black kids?A: Wet their lips and stick them to...
A love for material goods
|A lawyer was driving his big BMW down the highway, singing to himself, “I...
Defining teenagers
|A Teenager is… A person who can’t remember to walk the dog but never...