Murphy’s nartial laws
|Murphy’s Laws of Martial Arts Ten scientific principles that apply to the study of...
What’s the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of shit?
What’s the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of shit?The bucket.
A man and wife entered a…
A man and wife entered a dentist’s office.The Wife said, “I want a tooth...
Need the Eggs
Psychiatrist: What is wrong with your brother? Sister: He thinks he’s a chicken.Psychiatrist: How...
If PCs Were Toasters…
If IBM made toasters …They would want one big toaster where people bring bread...
Saddam and Clinton
What might’ve happened:Saddam Hussein and Bill Clinton meet up in Baghdad for the first...
Long Life
Doctor: You’re in good health. You’ll live to be80. Patient: But, doctor, I am...
Stupid Stuff 2
|These are supposedly actual quotes taken from around the world.”That race was all about...
Ought to be hung
When the airline Captain announced they were flying over Salt Lake City, Utah, a...
Good & bad news
|An old man visits his doctor and after thorough examination the doctor tells him:...