Blow In Their Ear
Q: What does a blonde say when you blow in their ear?A: “Thanks for...
Sight of Money
I was sorry to hear that a friend of mine dropped out of med...
I went past a plastic surgeon’s shop…
I went past a plastic surgeon’s shop the other day and saw Michael Jackson...
The Rooster
A man was out driving in his car when all of a sudden a...
A Peg-legged Halloween!
A man with a bald head and a wooden leg gets invited to a...
The Mortitian arrived at the Mortuary one morning…
The Mortitian arrived at the Mortuary one morning and wasaproached by his assistant.”Anything interesting...
Save the country
A woman shows up at the white house in a trench coat and scarf...
There was a young man from Kent…
There was a young man from KentWhose tool was exceedingly bentHe put it in...
Words of wisdom
All those who believe in psychokinesis raise my hand. Early bird gets the worm,...
Want some chicken?
Want some chicken? A man was driving along a freeway when he noticed a...