Three is equal to four
|Theorem: 3=4Proof:Suppose:a + b = cThis can also be written as:4a – 3a +...
Definition of a good date!
These three women were roommates. One night they all had all gone out on...
yo mama so stupid.. . refund
Yo’ mama so stupid, she thinks a quarterback is a refund!
New rules for dieting!
1. If no one sees you eat it, it has no calories.2. If you...
The Life Of The Party
The couple were leaving the cocktail party, where the husband, slightly flushed, had been...
The Astronaut Joke
What did the astronaut see in his skillet pan?An Unidentified Frying Object!
One Upmanship
Two kids were having the standard argument about whose father could beat up whose...
A guy says to a salesgirl…
A guy says to a salesgirl, “I want to buy some toilet paper.”She says,...
Dilbert\’s
Dilbert’s “Salary Theorem” states that “Engineers and scientists can never earn as much as...
Blonde quickies 161-180
161. Q: How do you amuse a blonde for hours? A: Write ‘Please turn...