Answering Machine Recording
Answering Machine Recording:”You have reached the breast self-examination hot line. Please press 1 now…….Now...
Beethoven!
A tourist in Vienna is going through a graveyard and all of a sudden...
Marriage Quotes
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met. Rodney Dangerfield...
Where are you from?
|Theater Guest A man lay sprawled across three entire seats in the posh theater.When...
Why cant black women become nuns?
Why can’t black women become nuns?They can’t say superior after mother.
Scaled Glass Wall
Q: Why did the blonde scale the glass wall?A: To see what was on...
Solution to the Y2K problem
|The government’s system administration team, working with computer manufacturers and experts in the computer...
What did the blonde say…
What did the blonde say when she saw the sign in front of the...
Honey, I have a headache…
A police officer, though scheduled for all-night duty at the station, was relieved of...
Why cannot Jesus eat M & Ms?
Q: Why can’t Jesus eat M & M’s?A: Because they fall through the holes...