Lawyer’s Dog
A lawyer’s dog, running about unleashed, b-lines for the local butcher shop and steals...
Like to screw?
It’s the Spring of 1957 and Bobby goes to pick up his date.He’s a...
Two Little Old Ladies
Two old ladies were waiting for a bus and one of them was smoking...
I was walking down an alley last night…
I was walking down an alley last night, when I heard,”Help! Help!” coming from...
It’s 11 o’clock…
In America the late night news used to broadcast this message:”It’s 11 o’clock do...
Excess billing hours
|A lawyer died and arrived at the pearly gates. To his dismay, there were...
By the Lantern Light
The crofter’s wife went into labor in the middle of the night, and the...
Why Birds Fly South
Why do birds fly south for the winter?Because it’s too far to walk!
Tampons With Long Strings
Q: Why do blondes use tampons with extra long strings?A: So the crabs can...
The Australian Christmas
|Here comes Santa Claus, here comes Santa Claus,Sweating his fat awayHere comes Santa Claus,...