Mommy’s Lil’ Helper
Little Susie was Mommy’s helper. She helped set the table when company was due...
Universal Corporate Translator
“ENTRY-LEVEL POSITION”:You’ll be making under $6 an hour.- – - – -”ENTRY-LEVEL POSITION IN...
Bedroom Golf
* Each player shall furnish his own equipment for play. Normally one club and...
Speak
A guy walks into a bar with a dog under his arm, puts the...
Vow of Silence!
A guy joins a monastery and takes a vow of silence. He’s allowed to...
Leather jacket
What do you call a blonde in a leather jacket? A rebel without a...
Elton John
Why did Elton John wear a nicotine patch on his penis?Because he was trying...
The burnt blonde!
A blonde goes to a doctor and tells him that both her ears are...
Over the counter
A middle aged man, about 5 foot 8 inches tall, walks into a Walmartand...
Two Nuns On Bicycle
Two nuns riding down a cobbled road on bicycles. First one says to the...