Aliens At a Gas Pump
Two Aliens land in Detroit, next to a Gas station. The Aliens waddle out...
Twice a day
This guy goes into a doctors and says “Doctor, doctor you’ve gotta help me....
OLD is when…
“Old” is when……your sweetie says, “Lets go upstairs and make love,” and you answer,...
Your Momma\’s so fat
Your mamma’s so fat, when she backs up, she beeps!
The Big Jump
Q….OK, there’s a smart blonde, a brunette, and Santa Claus on top of the...
Sorry for eating the peanuts
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Knock Knock Jokes 8
Knock Knock Who’s there? Albee! Albee! Albee a monkey’s uncle! Knock Knock Who’s there?...
Two Cow Defined (Classic)
DEFINING SOCIETIES VIA THE OWNERSHIP OF 2 COWSFEUDALISM: You have two cows. Your lord...
No Sex on the Ark!
When the Ark’s door was closed, Noah called a meeting with all the animals....
Top 10 rejection lines by women!
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