The Ten Commandments for C Programmers
|1. Thou shalt run lint frequently and study its pronouncements with care, for verily...
Between Two Brunettes
Q: What do you call a blonde between two brunettes?A: A mental block.
Aussie Trouser Snake.
An Australian Combat Field Engineer Sergeant and a U.S Marine were on exchange duty...
Super Long Classic!
Dear Tech Support:I am writing this letter as a last resort. Last year I...
There are no dogs allowed here
A man goes into a bar with his dog. He goes up to the...
Hiring an accountant
|Kowalski, fresh out of accounting school, went to a interview for a good paying...
A minister was asked by a politician…
A minister was asked by a politician,”Name something the government can do to help...
Lovely gift
A young man wanted to purchase a gift for his new sweetheart’s birthday, and...
How to shoot yourself in the foot
|Assembler: You shoot yourself in the foot.Ada: The Department of Defense shoots you in...
Majority rules
So it seems that these four rabbis had a series of theological arguments, and...