Where Am I!!!
A helicopter was flying around above Seattle yesterday when an electrical malfunction disabled all...
He had his own frog horn!
|Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?He had his own frog horn!
What is that white stuff you find in the bottom of girls undies?
What’s the white stuff you find in the bottom of girls’ undies? Clitty litter.
What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?
What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?Bugs Bunny.
Short gender jokes
|Women are like guns, keep one around long enough and your going to want...
Loving it up at 85!
At 85 years of age, a somewhat senile Morris marries Luanne, a lovely 25-year-old.Because...
A recruit who wasn’t really meant to be a soldier…
A recruit who wasn’t really meant to be a soldier went out to the...
What do you call a 300 pound woman in Minnesota?
What do you call a 300 pound woman in Minnesota?Anorexic
An Irish priest and a Rabbi
|An Irish priest and a Rabbi get into a car accident. They both get...
An old man and an old woman were sitting…
An old man and an old woman were sitting at the breakfasttable on the...