The local District Judge
|The local District Judge had given the defendant a lecture on the evils of...
I walked up to a really pretty girl at the bar…
I walked up to a really pretty girl at the bar the other night...
Did you hear the one about the guy who had five penises?
Did you hear the one about the guy who had five penises ?He had...
Tech Support
Customer: “Your sound card is defective and I want a new one.” Tech Support:...
Suzy’s Legs
There were three guys in a new bar that just openened and the bartender...
Insult Collection #17
I hear you are being accepted into an exclusive club because they need someone...
A man finds himself staying in a Vegas hotel room…
A man finds himself staying in a Vegas hotel room while on a business...
Lawyer and Sperm
What is the difference between a lawyer and a sperm?At least a sperm has...
Cow Pat Lip Gloss
An old cowhand came riding into town on a hot, dry, dusty day.The local...
Two newlyweds are riding in the back of a limo…
Two newlyweds are riding in the back of a limo on the way to...