Pick up and put down!
A guy goes up to this girl in a bar and says, “Would you...
A lecture about English
|A linguistics professor was lecturing to his English class one day. “In English,” he...
Two nuns are walking down an alley…
Two nuns are walking down an alley when two guys jump out of the...
16 years later
One day there was a pregnant women who was about to go into labor...
Can’t Talk Now
A woman is on her honeymoon with her new French husband. She is giving...
Boy or Girl
In the maternity ward of a hospital, new-born girl baby looks over at new-born...
Hockey
Three guys from Carolina died and went to hell.Satan went to check on them...
Creative Ways To Say Someone Is Stupid
A few crumbs short of a crouton. A few clowns short of a circus....
Oscar was an unlucky sap. Having just spent megabucks on a skydiving…
Oscar was an unlucky sap. Having just spent megabucks on a skydiving class, he...
Social Security Sex
Two men were talking. “So, how’s your sex life?” “Oh, nothing special. I’m having...