Tuns of Puns! Part II
How does Michael Jackson pick his nose? From a catalog.How you get down from...
Preparing for skiing
Soak your gloves and store them in the freezer after every use. Fasten a...
Yo mamma so fat… elevater
Yo mamma is so fat, she went in the elevator, and when she pressed...
Difference
Q: What’s the difference between a girl and a toilet?A: A toilet doesn’t want...
Signs and notices 07
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. Sign on a...
OUCH AND DOUBLE OUCH!
A couple hobbled into a Washington (state) emergency room covered in bloody restaurant towels....
Married to a Sex Maniac
In desperation, the young bride finally wrote to Xaviera Hollander:I’m married to a sex...
How are a blonde legs like cheese wiz?
How are a blonde’s legs like cheese wiz? They’re both useless unless they’re spread!
Proffessional Terms II
I can’t help but wonder sometimes though why lovemaking is almost always referred to...
A bum asks a man for $2…
A bum asks a man for $2.The man asked, “Will you buy booze?”The bum...