CHECK THE BUFFETT!
In a Texas bar,The bartender Fred was fed up with penis boasting from theregulars.So...
Polish Guy At the Beach
A Polish guy is walking along the beach in France. There are many beautiful...
Cupid at Law
A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding...
Course of action
One Friday afternoon, two secretaries were hanging around the watercooler at the office. “Veronica,...
I want to lose some weight
|A man, seeking to lose some of his excess weight, visited the local doctor.John:...
The Chair
A professor invented a lie detecting chair. Whenever anybody sitting in it told a...
Banana
What do you get when you cut a banana in two?A BANANA SPLIT!
The dyslexic satanist.
Who did the dyslexic satanist worship?Santa.
Why are cowgirls always bowlegged?
Q: Why are cowgirls always bowlegged?A: Cowboys like to eat with their hats on.
Yo Momma is so fat…….
Your momma is so fat, she was swimming in the ocean and all the...