Honesty is the best policy
A very very rich gentleman dies,leaving his fortune to his only living friends, a...
Talking Dirty
If a man talking dirty to a woman is sexual harassment, what do you...
A human’s chalkboard assignments
This list of chalkboard assignments may be used for your human when he does...
Top Things You Don’t Want to Overhear Over an Airline P.A. System
|1. Ocean crossing flight: This is your Captain speaking, I just wanted to take...
Great Female Comebacks
Man: “Haven’t we met before?”Woman: “Yes, I’m the receptionist at the VD Clinic.”Man: “Haven’t...
What’s the worst thing about having to kiss Grandma?
What’s the worst thing about having to kiss Grandma?When the damn coffin lid falls...
Not this time
There was a middle-aged couple that had two stunningly beautiful teenage daughters. They decided...
Hungry Beggar
A beggar walks up to a well-dressed woman who is shopping on Rodeo Drive...
FAVORITE FANTASY
Age FAVORITE FANTASY 17 tall, dark and handsome 25 tall, dark and handsome with...
Mattresses
At least now, Mr. Clinton, we understand why mattresses are discountedevery Presidents Day.