Blonde protection
Q:What protection does a nymphomaniac use during sex? A:A bus shelter.
CelebRate!
The Pope dies and, naturally, goes to heaven. He’s met by the reception committee,...
Henry Ford dies and goes to heaven…
Henry Ford dies and goes to heaven. At the gates, an angeltells Ford, “Well,...
Pregnancy Advice…
Q. Am I more likely to get pregnant if my husband wears boxers rather...
Poetic justice
A man was called to witness that a couple had been making love in...
Sure signs that you’re broke!
1. American Express calls and says: “Leave home without it!”2. Your idea of a...
Lady Sunbathing
A Lady was on a business trip. Since she was so tense from all...
Controlling your spouse
There were three guys talking in the pub. Two of them are talking about...
Brand new
A guy out on the golf course takes a high speed ball right in...
Elephant vs Ants Soccer Game
It was a boring Sunday afternoon in the jungle so the Elephants decided to...