Rabbi Wizard
The Rabbi rose with a red face…”Someone in this congregation has spread a rumor...
Why cannot Miss Piggy count to 70?
Why can’t Miss Piggy count to 70? – Because she gets a frog stuck...
Knock Knock Jokes 3
Knock Knock Who’s there? Alva! Alva who? Alva heart! Knock Knock Who’s there? Alvin!...
Pushing it!
Q: Why do so many Polish navy personnel drown? A: Because when the engine...
Don’t say this to a cop
|The top 20 things not to say to a cop when he pulls you...
Welfare Claim Statements
I am forwarding my marriage certificate and six children. I have seven, but one...
Numbers
Why was 6 afraid of 7?Because 7 8 9!
Sneezing orgasms
A man goes to a doctor and says:”Doctor, it’s embarassing, but every time I...
Hilarious Sports Quotes!
New Orleans Saint RB George Rogers when asked about the upcoming season: “I want...
The Mother Superior in the convent school was chatting with…
The Mother Superior in the convent school was chatting withher young charges and she...