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Like Cow-pats
Q: What do blondes and cow-pats have in common?A: They both get easier to...
What is pink and moist and split in the middle?
What is pink and moist and split in the middle?A grapefruit!
Spelling checker
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An angry husband returned home one night to find his wife…
An angry husband returned home one night to find his wifein bed with a...
He Said – She Said
He Said…She Said:He said… I don’t know why you wear a bra; you’ve got...
You’ve changed my mind
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A husband and wife were out playing golf…
A husband and wife were out playing golf. They tee off and one drive...
Bubba and Monica
Question: Why should Monica Lewinsky never go to medical school?Answer: She sucked as an...
Soviet Physician
What does the M.D. after a name of a Soviet emigre physician stand for?Mentally...