Make me a better musician
|There once was a violist playing in the Winnipeg Symphony. He wasn’t that wonderful...
Drunk Cheerleader
Michael Irvin was complaining to Calvin Williams about his first trip to the Super...
A thin mouse!
|What’s the definition of a narrow squeak?A thin mouse!
DEADHEADS
|A man in Orange County Municipal Court had been ticketed for driving alone in...
Dropped your wallet
|Two fishermen were out on the lake when one of them dropped his wallet....
Bush as a post turtle
While suturing a laceration on the hand of a 90 year old man (he...
To Buxom Waitress:
Q: What did the blonde customer say to the buxom waitress(reading her name tag)?A:...
The woman is on fire
|A lady was filling her tank at a gas station, smoking a cigarette, even...
Names to Use in Prank Calls
Names to Use in Prank Calls Hugh G. Rection Jim Nassium Claire Voyence Buster...
Very stupid robbers
|Two robbers were robbing a hotel. The first one said, “I hear sirens. Jump!”The...