Two Brain Cells
Q: What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells?A: Pregnant
Wrong floor
Two accountants were discussing a colleague’s interest in one of the firm’s new secretaries....
Why did the blonde fail her driver license exam?
Why did the blonde fail her driver’s license exam? She wasn’t used to the...
Clinton
What’s the simiarity between Clinton and a carpenter?One screw in the wrong place and...
headmasters and bullfrogs
|What do headmasters and bullfrogs have in common?Both have big heads that consist mostly...
Tampons
Guy goes to the pharmacy at his wife’s request to buy her some tampons....
What about the blond guy whose wife gave birth to twins?
What about the blond guy whose wife gave birth to twins? He wanted to...
12 Feet Deep
Why are lawyers buried 12 feet deep instead of just six? Because deep down...
How can you tell if your date really digs oral sex?
How can you tell if your date really digs oral sex?She hikes up her...
The Pharmacy
A man walks into a pharmacy and asks for a pack of condoms. As...