Taking measures
“Mom, I’m pregnant.”"How can that be? What did I tell you about sex?”"That I...
Enter the Pearly Gates
|Three men die in a car accident Christmas Eve. They all find themselves at...
There was this hooker who mistook a Salvation Army man for…
There was this hooker who mistook a Salvation Army man fora soldier and propositioned...
Married life is very frustrating…
Married life is very frustrating. In the first year of marriage, the man speaks...
Never Forget
There are three things a man over 40 should never forget:Never pass up the...
Hoffman and Puscas are bombed, watching the St. Patrick’s…
Hoffman and Puscas are bombed, watching the St. Patrick’s Day Parade, when one of...
Hamsterdam!
|Where do hamsters come from?Hamsterdam!
A construction worker was whistling…
A construction worker was whistling and verbally harassinga young girl as she walked by...
Monica & the Genie!
Monica Lewinsky was walking on the beach when she found a lantern washed up...
Patient: My hair keeps falling out. What can you give me to keep it in?
|Patient: My hair keeps falling out. What can you give me to keep it...