New Viruses
Should you receive a document with any of the following viruses, you must immediately...
Lease nuclear weapons
|Lease a Nuke!Want power and respect? Want to influence the course of world events?...
What kind of Bees…
What kind of Bees make honey? Honey Bees!What kind of Bees make Milk? BOOBIES!
What is green and eats nuts?
What is green and eats nuts? Herpes!
Hot Tub Riddle
What is the prudent thing to do when someone has an epileptic seizure in...
Pervert?
A patient goes to a psychiatrist. The psychiatrist gives him a Rorschach Test; he...
Ten Signs That You’re At A Bad Zoo
|1. When no one else is looking, you swear that the monkeys are mocking...
Quips & quotes
|Q: How many letters are there in the alphabet?A: Twenty-four, because E.T. went home.
Grandpa and Little Johnny are sitting…
Grandpa and Little Johnny are sitting on a bench in the park. Johnny asked,...
Honeymoon Over
Bridegroom: “Dear, we’ve been back from the Caribbean for a month now. We’ve been...